dAy of the dead~

dAy of the Dead~

dAy of the Dead~ dead~ Dead~~~~

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Nagato X Ayanami……

抱歉你必須有點對動畫的了解才會明白以上的笑話…..

(yOu’ll need a level of knowledge in anime to understand the post above)

長門有希乃涼宮春日系列裏的角色。豬豬搞錯的那位是淩波麗，那是新福音戰士裏出現的人造人，她並不算是使徒。使徒可是熏丫~~~~

(Nagato Yuki is a character from the Suzumiya Haruhi series. wHereas the character that Piggy mistook her for is Ayanami Rei from Neon Genesis Evangelion, and she’s not an Angel (though similar). tHe rightful angel was Kowaru (17th angel, of freewill~).)

dOwnloaded all the tools to make my own homebrew PS game for the PSP only to find out later that i would need an original game cd to make it all wok………

gReat…..(queue toilet flush here)

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sTories in the cInema : 戲院裏的趣事

A  :’nO class ah?’

b  :’wAt do you mean i have no class!?’

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tIssue-pAper sOda

當然，我只把紙巾塞進自己的汽水罐子啦……

(bTw, i Only stuff the tissue paper into my own soda can….)

i Have a tablet at home……

bUte then, i can write Chinese words with a mouse better……

WTF!?

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mAnhattan fIsh mArket cAse: mUd pIe…..

原來老淵完全沒有注意到穎姐的舉動丫…… 結果，因爲穎姐那漫畫似的表情變化，害我們當場轟動大笑。

(Yen didn’t notice Juliet’s action at all…… iN the end, Juliet’s manga-like change of expression brought us all to tears with laughter……)

tEchnically speaking……Malaysia did not become Malaysia until Sabah and Sarawak joined in…….aNd that was on 16 September 1963……..

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tHe eLevator…….

這是淵在他MSN頭標挂上的對話，讓我有了靈感……

‘打算在今年結婚的教友，必須在至少六個月前參加在聖若瑟堂區中心舉行的烘前輔導課程………’
(cOuples planning to get married this year should join the ‘pre-baking’ course at least six months before date……)

這是我在主日彌撒時的堂區報告裏聽到的…….原來教會把即將結婚的人都當成麵包叻……
(tHis is what i heard in the mandarin church notices announcement during Sunday mass……..aPparently, the church has made couples that are getting married into bread……..)

nOte: 烘 is pronounced ‘HOONG’ in mandarin and means to bake,  wHereas 婚 is pronounced ‘HOON’, which means to wed.

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gReen gReen gRass of……

縂覺得有點像小時候做的‘綠豆’試驗……
(rEminds me of the ‘green beans’ experiment i did as a kid……)

oNe morning, at a traffic stop, i say this bumper sticker

"dOn’t HONK!  dRiver trying to SLEEP!"

( = _ =")

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pRe-wEdding pHoto sHoot

aNd i am (100/4)+1 years old now…….

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29th jUly 2008